He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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