And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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