i already hear my dad disowning me
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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