Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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