Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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