Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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