return my video game
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
