my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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