addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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