My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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