Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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