Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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