I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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