Nicole vs. Life
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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