So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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