I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he told me I talked like a deaf person
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
