he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
