i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
