guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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