Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I don't deserve a penis
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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