Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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