Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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