Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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