direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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