I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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