Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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