Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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