a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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