I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
