Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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