kristin has been a bad kristin
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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