this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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