where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
