I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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