We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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