Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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