i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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