Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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