I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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