I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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