Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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