im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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