You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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