your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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