I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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