so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
