So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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