My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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