I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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