i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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