please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Vodka?
Forever.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
