i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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