My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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